I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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