But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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