Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I didn't notice because vodka
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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