Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
nutella sex= disaster
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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