In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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