and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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