I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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