Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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