Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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