Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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