So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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