i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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