if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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