I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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