and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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