PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
