we're chasing vodka with high fives
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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