Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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