If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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