This girl is more easily done than said...
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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