i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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