you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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