What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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