Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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