I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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