Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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