Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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