If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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