just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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