it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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