Quick, to the slutcave!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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