it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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