Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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