Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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