so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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