If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm both gender and math confused
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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