I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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