she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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