Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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