so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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