Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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