I seem to have left my pride at pride
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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