can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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