I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
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Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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