your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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