I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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