I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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