i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I want a musical about memes.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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