is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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