i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Randomize
