Banned from zoo.
Again?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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