don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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