im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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