i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i just google imaged poop.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My ass is underappreciated
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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