just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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