Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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